I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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