What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
