they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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