wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Randomize
