Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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