Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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