he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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