It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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