i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
no, he came in my armpit
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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