only if we run a train.
done.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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