He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize