I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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