So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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