white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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