Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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