ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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