She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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