five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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