on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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