It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
