i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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