Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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