He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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