Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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