Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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