Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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