"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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