Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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