Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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