So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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