he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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