so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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