I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He passed out mid-signature
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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