I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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