Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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