google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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