i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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