i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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