He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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