so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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