They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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