doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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