no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just google imaged poop.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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