Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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