I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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