Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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