Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
