Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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