I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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