i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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