dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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