We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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