Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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