That's intense
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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