just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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