i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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