she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
She has the best kind of daddy issues
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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