every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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