I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
